Teen Movie Review: Killers

This movie is pretty cool. "Killers" is a funny action film. Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl are amazing together. They are both funny, and have obvious good comedic chemistry together. In this movie Ashton is a spy/assassin, who falls in love and retires, while maintaining spy mentality. How many other movies have Ashton Kutcher acting just like Bullseye from Daredevil? They are dealing with some funny, sticky situations, including trained assassins trying to kill Ashton for a twenty million dollar reward ... a lot of money for one retired spy! But hey, if they give me that kind of money, and a Klondike bar, I’d kill whoever they wanted, too. One of the assassins is the actor that plays Stuart, the owner of the comic book store in the Big Bang Theory. So, you know that this is going to be funny, and a lot of people are going to get hurt. This movie is awesome! The humor is good and doesn’t force the jokes down your throat; every scene will have you cracking up. Plus, there’s an interesting twist at the end. I won’t spoil the ending, so go out and watch this movie. If you like comedy (which you obviously do if you’re reading this) or guns and violence (my personal favorite for movies) then this is a movie you will want to watch.

-- Spike the Assassin, 11th grade